Sunday 27 October 2013

Shameless ways to save money by using the mall.

1. Collect handouts and fliers given to you at supermarkets, so you can reuse them as recycled paper. Even if you don’t, you probably have some bored salesgirl stuff them at you anyway. A better idea, would be to sell them to the old newspaper collector. They are worth a few cents at least.


The life of a flyer passer is a hard one. Nobody really reads those hand outs, and you look ridiculous doing it. Is it worth the pay?

The life of a flyer passer is a hard one. Nobody really reads those hand outs, and you look ridiculous doing it. Is it worth the pay?


 


Thanks, suckers for those expensive prints we never even bother to read.


2. Save on toilet paper, by gathering some from supermarket or fast food toilets. Here is a tip. If you take the cardboard tube with the paper, that is plain old stealing. But if you, just take the toilet paper and leave the tube, it’s called excess usage. Yeay! Just be prepared to get weird stares from the workers.


You might want to op for those specially train kangaroos which can steal toilet paper right under people's noses, but still look adorable doing it.

Unless your a kangaroo, they get away with anything cause their cute.


3. Complain loudly to the store manager when your expired coupons are not accepted. He will be so intimidated that he will allow you to use the expired coupons “just this time”.


Well said.

Well said.


4. Complain about the hair in your meal, or the ant in your ice at a restaurant, then accept your refund along with a new complimentary meal.


Complain, even if there is absolutely nothing wrong.

Complain, even if there is absolutely nothing wrong.


5. Hoard on those ketchup packet’s every time you take away. That way, you never need to buy ketchup.


MY PRESAUCESSS........

MY PRESAUCESSS……..



6. When going to work, park in the free shopping complexes like Tesco. Then pretend to go shopping inside. Then exit out to the main door. Enough said.


Everybody loves free parking

Everybody loves free parking




7. Always ask for extra large plastic bags. That way you can save on garbage bags. download (1)


Who needs a flimsy pram when you got a plastic bag!

Who needs a flimsy pram when you got a plastic bag!




 


 



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